A Birthday Gift

So my birthday was a month and a half ago now, but I just came across something I wanted to share.  It's a mad lib entitled "Guess what your birthday gift is!"  My mom wrote it, and we as a family filled it in before I found and opened my last birthday gift.   Enjoy!

Guess what your birthday gift is!

Here are some hints about your birthday HOOK:

It is too big to SPLASH in Buddy's SIBERIAN HUSKIE. 

It is too INFLATABLE to hide in a THICK warehouse. 

It comes in a package of ONE HALF.  It SQUATS. It TAKES A PICTURE.

It loves to DANCE.  It is colored like a PINK, bleeding OSPREY. 

Any guesses?  Well, ask your FEROCIOUS CLOWN or MR. ROGERS.

They both know because it is from them. 

P.S. It is in the LEASH in a GOOD POOP just the right size for hiding there. 

If you're still at a loss as to what I got for my birthday - or where it was hiding - here's the real story:

Here are some hints about your birthday gift:

It is too big to hide in Buddy's crate.

It is too small to hide in a huge warehouse. 

It come in a package of four.  It zips.  It rolls.

It loves to travel.  It is colored like a chic, bleeding zebra. 

Any guesses?  Well, ask your mom or dad.  

They both know because it is from them. 

P.S. It is in the shed in a box just the right size for hiding there. 

NOTE: The update on this blog was just to fix a few typos I noticed after I posted it.  I guess that's what I get for not reading it before I posted it.